Whats the difference between the Loch Ness monster and a big game performance by Ozil?
There have been a few Loch Ness sightings. #missing
Ozil, Hazard and Rooney walk into a bar.
No one sees Ozil. #Invisible
Whats the difference between Harry Potter and Ozil?
Harry Potter needs an invisibility cloak, all Ozil needs is a big game. #Magic
When Ozil joined Arsenal he thought he was joining the Invisibles. #lostintranslation #Theinvincibles