Whats the difference between the Loch Ness monster and a big game performance by Ozil?

There have been a few Loch Ness sightings. #missing


Ozil, Hazard and Rooney walk into a bar.

No one sees Ozil. #Invisible


Whats the difference between Harry Potter and Ozil?

Harry Potter needs an invisibility cloak, all Ozil needs is a big game. #Magic


When Ozil joined Arsenal he thought he was joining the Invisibles. #lostintranslation #Theinvincibles

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